Make your voice heard!

As you know, provincial elections are coming up once again in Saskatchewan. The same issues are being bandied about again (Education, Jobs, etc), but there is one issue in particular that I care deeply about that is not getting nearly enough attention. And that issue is “Which Disney Princess is the Hottest?”.

I have created the below poll so that you can have your say in this most important of issues. I have also posted this at Up a Paddle.

You can also write in a new candidate if you are unsatisfied with the selection presented above. For instance, I realize now that Mary Poppins is not in the list. However, if you write in Clarabelle Cow or Clara Cluck, you are a sick, sick person.

Also, tune into Up a Paddle (on your right) as I will discuss the results in the next episode or two.

Make your voice heard. Vote early and vote often.

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Table Frisbee

Table Frisbee

I’m thinking I need to organize a Table Frisbee team. I’ll be either a spinner or a wall. Probably wall.

Also, Merry Kentmas everyone! And a joyous Everybody yes! to you all. Today is Kentmas Prime, the last day of Kentmas. If you want to, you can celebrate Kent’s Boxers Day tomorrow, but I wouldn’t advise it.

Next year I’ll be sure to have a couple traditional Kentmas carols ready so that you can celebrate the season as much as I did. Well, they’ll probably be more along the lines of pirate sea chanties.

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* Yeah, I think I’ve run this joke into the ground. This may be the last Kentmas ever. I might have to revert back to just celebrating good old fashioned Kentoween.

How to Make Your Own Mummy Costume

How to Make Your Own Mummy Costume

Step 1: Get out your sowing machine **
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Well, there goes that idea. I guess I’ll be Flattop again this year

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* In elementary school, one year I went as Flattop (from Dick Tracy). It was an awesome costume. I had the white dress shirt, suspenders, a fake tommy gun, and a kleenex box covered in carpet duct taped to my head. Wearing it was fun. Taking it off, not so much.
** Yes, I meant sewing. Thanks to reader Bob for pointing this out.

Marching Band Bear


Bear Has Sick Stick Skills

How cute, he thinks he’s people.

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When Giraffes Attack … Each Other

Wow, I never really thought about it, but it stands to reason that giraffes would make use of their long necks in order to fight. The more you know.

I just hope that they never team up with the hippos … they’d be unstoppable.

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Ping Pong Gun


Ping Pong Gun

Yeah, that can’t be safe. Don’t try this at home, unless your parents aren’t around. Then it’s cool.

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Hungry Hungry Hippo

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Bah! Back in my day, we’d have shot that mooching hippo. Afterwards, we’d go up river to see some bathing elephants and some cannibals. There’d of course be some lame puns (we can’t anchor the boat there … There’s a dock to the east and west. That’s a pair-a-docks “paradox” — get it).

That’s how I roll on a jungle cruise. Also, I thought hippos ate white marbles. The more you know.

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Dancing Gorilla

Dancing Gorilla

I had a dancing gorilla doll/toy once. It wore a leather jacket and danced to YMCA. It still haunts my dreams at night. I’d say more, but my Mom might actually find it and send it back to me.

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The Price is Wrong, Bob

Adam Sandler makes a suprise appearance on one of the last Price is Right episodes. Hilarity ensues

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The Luckiest Man Alive

The Luckiest Man Alive

A guy wins a car with a scratch ticket and then the news station asks him to film a re-enactment of the win. Of course, Lady Luck was on his side and the scratcher with which he was re-enacting won him $250,000. Lucky stiff.

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