Living with Pacman

Living with Pacman

I remember when I was roommates with Mario. He was an alright guy (a little too much into mushrooms, but he did say they were for medicinal purposes). Anyhoo, things were going great until he jumped on my pet turtle Houdini.

Yeah, that was lame. I did at one point have a turtle named Houdini, though. Red eared box turtle, if I remember correctly. The little scamp was always climbing out of the aquarium. He is now the official third mascot of Kentmas, behind Podcast Pete the Pirate and Generic Smurf.

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Pwned by a Traffic Cone

Pwned by a Traffic Cone

I didn’t realize the physics in Halo 3 were that good. Pretty nifty.

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The Guy Who Throws the Tetris Piece

The Guy Who Throws the Tetris Piece

You know, I never really thought about where all those tetrominos (or tetrads) came from. I guess a guy throwing pieces from a tall place makes just as much sense as anything else.

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Sonic in Smash Bros

Sonic in Smash Bros

First off, this is awesome news. This has been rumored for a while but it’s nice to have it confirmed. Also, it begs the question, “will there be any more third party characters in the game?” Personally, I’m rooting for Generic Smurf from the GREATEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE – Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel’s Castle. But alas and alack, that would make the game horribly unbalanced, what with Generic Smurf’s incredible fence hopping ability and grass leaping.

Seriously though, Pac-Man, Megaman, or Nights would be glorious. Olimar from Pikmin better show up too. And Jigglypuff. And your Mii characters too. I want to lay a whupping on my little brother as Princess Peach. And I will.

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@sshole Mario 2

@sshole Mario 2

Remember, the “Hardest Super Mario Bros Level Ever.” Well, someone did the same thing for Super Mario World. Go here for more of his handiwork. I kinda get the feeling that the designer of these levels hates the game and everyone who plays it.

Also, notice that it’s no longer a swear if I use the @ symbol. Yippie Kay Yay, Melon Farmers.

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Perpetual Mario Machine

More Perpetual Mario Machine

This is like the opposite of the hardest Mario level ever hack I posted a while back.

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Mr. Do! The Review

Mr. Do! The Review

I was thinking of Mr. Do! the other day as it was a cherished game I had on the Coleco. I didn’t have the manual with it (it came in a Donkey Kong box) so I didn’t learn his backstory until now. I was under the impression that he was mowing lawns. I stand corrected.
Also, the clown thing still doesn’t make any sense.

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100 Nintendo Games in 10 Minutes

100 Nintendo Games in 10 Minutes

That’s a lot of games.

— Good comment Kent

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Who Needs Two Players – Ikaruga

Who Needs Two Players – Ikaruga

Never mind that Ikaruga is a notoriously difficult game, requiring extensive memorization of enemy ships and bullet patterns. No, this guy decides to play the last level controlling both player 1 and 2. That’s nuts. However, I wish there was more proof that it wasn’t just two guys with similar looking hands.

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Clocks By Coldplay On Mario Paint

Clocks By Coldplay On Mario Paint

I wonder how long this took. Also, what could this person do with Smurfs: Paint and Play?

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